The Official Definitions of Chud

The following are all definitions of the word chud as given by me, or other people who actually care.

The Original definition

* CHUD: a word which is totally undefined except for the guideline that must always have a negative connotation; this makes it a formidable verbal tool.

Additional definitions

* CHUD PRACTICE: the practice of a bodhisattva to, while in meditation, visualize his body being hacked to pieces and fed, stip of bloodied flesh by strip of bloodied flesh, to the buzzards at the top of a mountain. Contributed by: unknown.

* CHUD: the sound made by a gymnist who upon failing to complete a move, crashes into the safety mat. Contributed by: Jon Kerr.

* CHUD: Here is a message I received from someone with a more serious meaning of the word.
From: Rikard.Sundstroem
To: spencer@ug.cs.dal.ca
Subject: CHUD

Dear Spencer,

We at the Centre for Russian and East European Studies at Goteborg 
University have read your webpage about official definitions of CHUD 
and feel obliged to inform you about a fourth definition of the 
term.  CHUD has historically been used by the Finnish population as a 
name for the heathen Estonian tribes approximately a thousand years 
ago. We believe that the word was used in a very negative way about 
the heathen Estonian tribes, and therefore continues to always have 
a negative connotation.

Yours sincerely,

Patrik and Rikard

* CHUD: Here's another letter I received:
From: WILLIAM TONER
To: spencer@ug.cs.dal.ca
Subject: chud

chud: A cannabalistic human underground dweller. Known to make this
sound when tearing the limbs and appendages from it's prey and
slapping them against the wall, turning them into tender morsels of
meat.

* CHUD: And another:
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 1997 01:12:35 -0300
From: Bailey
Subject: Chud!?!? hehehe

Well I know of 1 Chud.  That is Dr. Chud who is the drummer for the
MisFiTs. (a very cool punk band)  I have no idea how he got that name,
but maybe we should try to E-mail him.  I think chud is just a word that
can mean anything.  You know how the smurfs use the word "smurf" for a
lot of things?  Like "have a smurfy day."  and "I went smurfing today in
the woods."  Well maybe chud is like that.  You could say "Have a chud
day."  or something....anyways.  Later.

-American Psycho

* CHUD: It just doesn't stop. This came two days later.
Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 21:38:03 -0300
From: Michael A. McMillan
Subject: the def. of CHUD

The Center for Housing and Urban Development (CHUD) is an
outreach/research center of Texas A&M University as well as the others.
I personally thought it was ONLY a canabalistic humanoid underground
dweller.  Wow, the things you learn on the web.

* CHUD: Zed was really insistant that I get this one up quickly :)
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 1997 07:56:24 -0300
From: Zed
To: spencer@ug.cs.dal.ca
Subject: Chud The true Definition

Where I'm from Chud is part of the Boarder lingo. A Chud is a person
who is wasted bad. It is a very commonly used word in Southcentral
Alaska. Also people who rage frequently are known as Chuds and houses
that are partied in are called Chud Sheds.

                              ZED

I guess Southcentral Alaska's a pretty tough place, what with all the Chuds and all.. Just kiddin', Zed. Cool to get mail from Alaska though.

* CHUD: This one has to be mentioned.

On The Tom Green Show, a once local cable show in Ottawa, Tom went "In Search of The C.H.U.D." Now, he was talking about the movie (which I am specifically not doing), but since it's essentially the funniest TV show ever produced and basically my favorite, it definately shocked the hell out of me. Thank god I have two tapes full of "The Best of Tom Green" from this summer's workterm. By the way, TG is coming to the Comedy Network in January, Canada-wide!

* CHUD: It's even in Stephen King novels.

Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 22:22:12 -0400
From: L B
Subject: CHUD-- another meaning (sorta)

      In the novel IT by Stephen King there is something called "The
Ritual of Chüd", a ritual in which two people stick their tongues in
eachother's mouths, bite down, and tell stupid jokes until one of them
can't take it anymore.
      Those arent the exact words used in the book, but its close.   I
dont have time to flip through 1100+ pages to find the exact meaning.
Hope you and your readers enjoy this little tidbit of info.
                                                            LB
      

He also had a little bit of spam at the end of the message, and I'm not entirely sure why :).

* CHUD: A note from Dr. Chud

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 11:19:48 -0400
From: richard frazier
Subject: CHUD...

Hello, my name is Chud and everyone here thinks that I am a ginger
tosser....therefore, I propose this as a new definition of the word "chud"


Dr Chud
Laboratory of Biophysics & Surface Analysis
Department of Pharmaceutical Sciences
The University of Nottingham
University Park
Nottingham NG7 2RD          
      

I thought I was pretty familiar with British English, but now I'm just confused. Ginger tosser? I can guess, but I'm not sure I like my guesses :).

* CHUD: A west side connection.

Date: Wed, 17 Dec 1997 01:33:13 -0400
From: Borbula
Subject: Chudster Mc Pudwicks

      Dear Mr. Chudologist,

      When I attended UCLA my buddies and I used to refer to Keystone
scarfing, date raping, 50 I.Q., magilla gorilla type frat boys as chuds.  The
really obnoxious ones recieved surnames such as Chudster Mc Pudwicks or Bumble
Mc Chudfucks.  As you could see, they were people we really admired since they
often used to like to get into brawls with long haired hippie type stoners
such as ourselves!!

-Winston Segner

Los Angeles                 
      

I love this one. :)

* CHUD:More and more chud...

Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 01:31:29 -0400
From: brett_f
Subject: another chud definition for you...

Hey there, I was completely amazed to find your web page!  I didn't think
there was anyone else in the world that used chud in everyday language.

Well, my friends and I use chud in a lot of different ways.  The most
common is in place of fart - usually a really bad fart.  It's used as
follows:  awww man, jason cracked a chud....  or look at that guy's face!
it looks like he just caught a whiff of the chud jason cracked a second
ago... hehe...

-Brett       
      

* CHUD: Years later :)

Delivery-date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:07:31 -0400
From: anonymous
Subject: Real definition of Chud

Dear Spencer,

Me and my friends refer to chud as the area of stomach that you can see
when an over-weight female is wearing a shirt that is too small for
her.

       

* CHUD: And even more!

Delivery-date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 07:05:56 -0300
From: Jim Butcher

Here in England the chud is the slang term for the area between the
ballsack and the asshole. How's that for a retort!
       

* CHUD:

Delivery-date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:26:53 -0400
From: Ladyofislerugen
Subject: Chud definition

Hey Spencer--

The only Chud I know of is that hot lead-man from the band MuDvAyNe.  He
can chew me apart anyday!

Ladyofislerugen
       

* CHUD:

Delivery-date: Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:13:54 -0400
From: April
Subject: the definition of Chud

Definition of Chud.

Wow! other people use this word... glee.  In high school, my girl gang
and I referred to any mildly stupid male as a "chud".  This particularly
included boys or men prone to making thoughtless comments, or spending a
lot of time watching sports.  A good looking male of this type was a
"Chud muffin".

AJ
       

* CHUD: Over 11 years and still going!

Delivery-date: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:53:48 -0300
From: matt junge
Subject: Chud References

I recently watched the movie, Donnie Darko. A character in the movie calls
another character in the movie a 'Chud.' One of my daughters children's books
also has a teacher called Mrs. Chud. This was too much.

Both references made me remember the 1984 movie CHUD. (Cannibalistic Humanoid
Underground Dwellers)--referenced previously.

My boredom led me to this page and all these definitions cracked me up.
Thanks everyone.
      

If you would like to add a definition, you can mail it to me, and I'll take a look :) Wow, won't you feel special then.

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