From: Rikard.Sundstroem To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: CHUD Dear Spencer, We at the Centre for Russian and East European Studies at Goteborg University have read your webpage about official definitions of CHUD and feel obliged to inform you about a fourth definition of the term. CHUD has historically been used by the Finnish population as a name for the heathen Estonian tribes approximately a thousand years ago. We believe that the word was used in a very negative way about the heathen Estonian tribes, and therefore continues to always have a negative connotation. Yours sincerely, Patrik and Rikard
From: WILLIAM TONER To: email@example.com Subject: chud chud: A cannabalistic human underground dweller. Known to make this sound when tearing the limbs and appendages from it's prey and slapping them against the wall, turning them into tender morsels of meat.
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 1997 01:12:35 -0300 From: Bailey Subject: Chud!?!? hehehe Well I know of 1 Chud. That is Dr. Chud who is the drummer for the MisFiTs. (a very cool punk band) I have no idea how he got that name, but maybe we should try to E-mail him. I think chud is just a word that can mean anything. You know how the smurfs use the word "smurf" for a lot of things? Like "have a smurfy day." and "I went smurfing today in the woods." Well maybe chud is like that. You could say "Have a chud day." or something....anyways. Later. -American Psycho
Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 21:38:03 -0300 From: Michael A. McMillan Subject: the def. of CHUD The Center for Housing and Urban Development (CHUD) is an outreach/research center of Texas A&M University as well as the others. I personally thought it was ONLY a canabalistic humanoid underground dweller. Wow, the things you learn on the web.
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 1997 07:56:24 -0300 From: Zed To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Chud The true Definition Where I'm from Chud is part of the Boarder lingo. A Chud is a person who is wasted bad. It is a very commonly used word in Southcentral Alaska. Also people who rage frequently are known as Chuds and houses that are partied in are called Chud Sheds. ZED
I guess Southcentral Alaska's a pretty tough place, what with all the Chuds and all.. Just kiddin', Zed. Cool to get mail from Alaska though.
CHUD: This one has to be mentioned.
On The Tom Green Show, a once local cable show in Ottawa, Tom went "In Search of The C.H.U.D." Now, he was talking about the movie (which I am specifically not doing), but since it's essentially the funniest TV show ever produced and basically my favorite, it definately shocked the hell out of me. Thank god I have two tapes full of "The Best of Tom Green" from this summer's workterm. By the way, TG is coming to the Comedy Network in January, Canada-wide!
CHUD: It's even in Stephen King novels.
Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 22:22:12 -0400 From: L B Subject: CHUD-- another meaning (sorta) In the novel IT by Stephen King there is something called "The Ritual of Chüd", a ritual in which two people stick their tongues in eachother's mouths, bite down, and tell stupid jokes until one of them can't take it anymore. Those arent the exact words used in the book, but its close. I dont have time to flip through 1100+ pages to find the exact meaning. Hope you and your readers enjoy this little tidbit of info. LB
He also had a little bit of spam at the end of the message,
and I'm not entirely sure why
CHUD: A note from Dr. Chud
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 11:19:48 -0400 From: richard frazier Subject: CHUD... Hello, my name is Chud and everyone here thinks that I am a ginger tosser....therefore, I propose this as a new definition of the word "chud" Dr Chud Laboratory of Biophysics & Surface Analysis Department of Pharmaceutical Sciences The University of Nottingham University Park Nottingham NG7 2RD
I thought I was pretty familiar with British English, but now
I'm just confused. Ginger tosser? I can guess, but I'm not
sure I like my guesses
CHUD: A west side connection.
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 1997 01:33:13 -0400 From: Borbula Subject: Chudster Mc Pudwicks Dear Mr. Chudologist, When I attended UCLA my buddies and I used to refer to Keystone scarfing, date raping, 50 I.Q., magilla gorilla type frat boys as chuds. The really obnoxious ones recieved surnames such as Chudster Mc Pudwicks or Bumble Mc Chudfucks. As you could see, they were people we really admired since they often used to like to get into brawls with long haired hippie type stoners such as ourselves!! -Winston Segner Los Angeles
I love this one.
CHUD:More and more chud...
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 01:31:29 -0400 From: brett_f Subject: another chud definition for you... Hey there, I was completely amazed to find your web page! I didn't think there was anyone else in the world that used chud in everyday language. Well, my friends and I use chud in a lot of different ways. The most common is in place of fart - usually a really bad fart. It's used as follows: awww man, jason cracked a chud.... or look at that guy's face! it looks like he just caught a whiff of the chud jason cracked a second ago... hehe... -Brett
CHUD: Years later :)
Delivery-date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:07:31 -0400 From: anonymous Subject: Real definition of Chud Dear Spencer, Me and my friends refer to chud as the area of stomach that you can see when an over-weight female is wearing a shirt that is too small for her.
CHUD: And even more!
Delivery-date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 07:05:56 -0300 From: Jim Butcher Here in England the chud is the slang term for the area between the ballsack and the asshole. How's that for a retort!
Delivery-date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:26:53 -0400 From: Ladyofislerugen Subject: Chud definition Hey Spencer-- The only Chud I know of is that hot lead-man from the band MuDvAyNe. He can chew me apart anyday! Ladyofislerugen
Delivery-date: Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:13:54 -0400 From: April Subject: the definition of Chud Definition of Chud. Wow! other people use this word... glee. In high school, my girl gang and I referred to any mildly stupid male as a "chud". This particularly included boys or men prone to making thoughtless comments, or spending a lot of time watching sports. A good looking male of this type was a "Chud muffin". AJ
CHUD: Over 11 years and still going!
Delivery-date: Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:53:48 -0300 From: matt junge Subject: Chud References I recently watched the movie, Donnie Darko. A character in the movie calls another character in the movie a 'Chud.' One of my daughters children's books also has a teacher called Mrs. Chud. This was too much. Both references made me remember the 1984 movie CHUD. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)--referenced previously. My boredom led me to this page and all these definitions cracked me up. Thanks everyone.
If you would like to add a definition, you can mail it to me, and I'll take a look :) Wow, won't you feel special then.
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